When you can’t laugh, help others to try and laugh…

Well, the last week has had its ups and downs for this young blogger. I had an interview for a hotel job, I set up another two interviews for this week, I put in three more applications, and I got a new pair of shoes. I saw a funk band play at a farmers market and I met two people interested in some similar things. It was overall a decent week. All of that, however, and I am still unemployed, and not laughing too much about it. The hotel, never returned my call, the interview I was supposed to have today, got pushed back to tomorrow, and the shoes I got, the shoes that I biked nearly 8 miles to exhchange with my other shoes, are really, really uncomfortable. I found that out after walking a mile to apply for a job at a place that told me I should just apply online. Did I mention that one bike broke and the other one is about to do something. I am down to like $20 and nearly no food.

When I got back here, I was feeling so ridiculous about all of this that I had to try and laugh a bit. Oh yeah, did I mention that while running an errand for my buddy that I am house-sitting for, I got caught in a rainstorm on a bike on my way home and was drenched beyond description. Still laughing..

So I decided to turn it around, at least somewhat, by trying to laugh. I found a few joke sites and have made it, my DOODy, to take my favorite jokes that I find today, and blog them, right here, for your viewing and humor pleasures. Do what you want with them. I gots no copyrights for them as they were plucked from other people’s blogs or sites, I don’t think they care neither.

What I am gonna do is post this blog, naked, without any jokes… and as I find them, I will share them… and only the one’s that got me to at least chuckle a little. Feel free to add your comments or jokes for that matter if you think it will make someone else, who is feelin like dung today, laugh till their tits hurt. ( @) ( @ )

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3:38 p.m.

joke 1:

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager “How much is that new Barbie in the window?”

The Manager replied, “Which one? We have, ‘Barbie goes to the gym’for $19.95 …

‘Barbie goes to the Ball’ for $19.95 …

‘Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 …

‘Barbie goes to the beach’ for $19.95…

‘Barbie goes to the Nightclub’ for $19.95 …

and ‘Divorced Barbie’ for $375.00.”

“Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?” Dad asked surprised.

“Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s House, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat and Ken’s furniture.

from www.cleanjoke.com

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4:27 p.m.

not the funniest, but I found it clever…here’s some more

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?”
The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

How do you piss off a female archeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from

Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?
He wanted to go where no man had ever gone before

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The captain’s log

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ok, its now 7:32

I watched a movie for a bit and then searched more joke sites. It is amazing to me what some people find funny these days…

anyway, came across this one. Not ha ha hilarious, but I enjoyed it a bit:

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, “Just three gunnysacks.”

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, “Bow-wow”, so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, “Meow”, so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, “Potatoes”.